I'm going to be 36 in a few months. According to my mother, I'm a probably only 5 or so years south of starting The Menopause. Sometimes, though, I wonder if I'm coming or going.
Seriously. It's so bad that I considered putting a bandaid on my face and saying I got in a fight.
Ugh. I'd be tempted by the band-aid, too. Except they never work as well on my face as I'd like. {rueful smile}
ReplyDeleteAnne Elizabeth Baldwin
Jeebus, you can't be that close to menopause. I haven't even started having babies yet! Stopppit.
ReplyDeleteHaha, that was me. I forgot to sign. Menopause for you, Alzheimer's for me.
ReplyDelete-Margo
Girl, get on it! (kidding, I'm a kidder.)
ReplyDeleteThere's always adoption, darling. Childbirth is highly over-rated.
But yeah, according to Mom, THE MENOPAUSE hits relatively early. Nona had Monica when she was, what, 40? 42? And then, boom, menopause. Genetics, baby.
Also, Anne, today I have a bloody scab where that fugly zit was last night. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteI put lotion on my face at least 3 times a day (hello! shitty well water!) and there's probably no way a bandaid would stick.
'fraid so kiddos. Mine hit around 40-41. Kept pregnancy testing kits around for awhile. :-) You know me and doctors.
ReplyDeleteMom
I like the adoption suggestion. A lot. {SMILE}
ReplyDeleteAnne Elizabeth Baldwin
On my face, my skin produces entirely too much oil for bandaids. The rest of my skin seems to be dry, but not my face! {lop-sided smile}
ReplyDeleteAnne Elizabeth Baldwin