Showing posts with label whatever. Show all posts
Showing posts with label whatever. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Whatever.

Still pissed off, but only a 2 on a scale of 1-10.  I have bigger, fatter, more deliciously succulent fish to fry these days.  The fact that some folks are assholes just means the world is still spinning.

What to do when you are pissed off and there's nothing to be done about it:

1.  Eat a ginormous cheeseburger and tatertots.  This totally takes the edge off.  Make sure there are enough onions on said burger that the next morning your breath can skin a rhino at forty paces.

2.  Watch Mystery Science Theater 3000, Mixed Up Zombies.  Fall into a food coma while doing so.

3.  Go to bed and read Christopher Moore's latest novel, Fool.  Giggle hysterically and feel better.