What to do when you are pissed off and there's nothing to be done about it:
1. Eat a ginormous cheeseburger and tatertots. This totally takes the edge off. Make sure there are enough onions on said burger that the next morning your breath can skin a rhino at forty paces.
2. Watch Mystery Science Theater 3000, Mixed Up Zombies. Fall into a food coma while doing so.
3. Go to bed and read Christopher Moore's latest novel, Fool. Giggle hysterically and feel better.
