Tuesday, May 5, 2009

The Pimple From Hell!

Dudes, I have the biggest, ugliest damned zit on my chin right now.  Lordy.  It has come to a head, so it is particularly attractive at the moment.  (Don't ask for a photo--not gonna happen.)

I'm going to be 36 in a few months.  According to my mother, I'm a probably only 5 or so years south of starting The Menopause.  Sometimes, though, I wonder if I'm coming or going.  

Seriously.  It's so bad that I considered putting a bandaid on my face and saying I got in a fight.  

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  1. Ugh. I'd be tempted by the band-aid, too. Except they never work as well on my face as I'd like. {rueful smile}

    Anne Elizabeth Baldwin

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  2. Jeebus, you can't be that close to menopause. I haven't even started having babies yet! Stopppit.

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  3. Haha, that was me. I forgot to sign. Menopause for you, Alzheimer's for me.

    -Margo

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  4. Girl, get on it! (kidding, I'm a kidder.)

    There's always adoption, darling. Childbirth is highly over-rated.

    But yeah, according to Mom, THE MENOPAUSE hits relatively early. Nona had Monica when she was, what, 40? 42? And then, boom, menopause. Genetics, baby.

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  5. Also, Anne, today I have a bloody scab where that fugly zit was last night. Ugh.

    I put lotion on my face at least 3 times a day (hello! shitty well water!) and there's probably no way a bandaid would stick.

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  6. 'fraid so kiddos. Mine hit around 40-41. Kept pregnancy testing kits around for awhile. :-) You know me and doctors.

    Mom

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  7. I like the adoption suggestion. A lot. {SMILE}

    Anne Elizabeth Baldwin

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  8. On my face, my skin produces entirely too much oil for bandaids. The rest of my skin seems to be dry, but not my face! {lop-sided smile}

    Anne Elizabeth Baldwin

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